SHEOGORATH

Anonymous asked: How's the isles?

The Isles? They’re magnificently Shivering. Haskill has been taking care of the realm while I’ve been in vacation in Pelagius the Mad’s mind.

Anonymous asked: What was the greatest thing you have ever done to another Daedric Prince?

Well I once turned the entire realm of Sanguine into butterflies made out of sweet-rolls. It was WONDERFUL!

Anonymous asked: am i mad

We’ll have to do a test! First find a fish and balance it on your head, I’ll wait while you get one…….. Have you done that? If you have, then yes you are mad. NOW GET OUT OF MY REALM, there’s only room for one Madgod here and that’s me. Oh, and sorry It took so long to respond, I was off turning the entire Island of Vvardenfell to cheese. ‘Twas WONDERFUL!

Anonymous asked: What would you do if you met the Tenth Doctor Who?

I don’t quite know, perhaps I’ll feed him cheese, or skip rope with his intestines! Can’t be having an all powerful madman lord in my realm! That’s MY job!

Anonymous asked: Orly?

Yes….or no….

Anonymous asked: How's life

I’m a little busy here! I’m trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love to eat. One of my favorite things to do. Go talk to Haskill, he’s got more brains than a brain pie! Ooh…brain pie… perfect! …Care to donate?

Anonymous asked: Hi.

Ah, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Anons. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?

You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies’ tears…

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thief-of-always asked: So what exactly IS The Fishstick?

It’s a VERY delicate state of mind!